Mr. Zurkon's Retarded Holiday

This article is about an item of unofficial content. The content is not canon with the official Wonderland games.

A screenshot from Mr. Zurkon's Retarded Holiday.

Mr. Zurkon's Retarded Holiday is a level created by MyNameIsKooky.

Synopsis

Mr. Zurkon has purchased a POTZ CD for Christmas, but he doesn't know the serial code. The player will enter the wrong serial code, and he/she and Mr. Zurkon will be sucked into a world between reality and video games. To get to the mission area, the player will need some help from two Dragonturtles (one large and one tiny) and avoid fire-breathing ducks. Once he/she gets to the mission select area, the player must complete 11 missions, collecting the coin from each mission. When the player collects all the coins, he/she gains access to the rainbow key. The player must open the rainbow gate and continue forward (collecting a 12th coin), and talk to the strange (yet familiar) duck. It will state that it's the landlord of the place and The Evil Door Duck of Doom (TED) and his minions are made of doors. When the player states that he'll/she'll call the duck Ted, he says "That's an understatement of a name. PREPARE TO BE DOORIFIED!" and Ted will transport the player to two places, both with door-like Fireflowers. When the player gets past this fiasco, he'll/she'll be transported back to Mr. Zurkon's house. He'll state that he needs a nap. The player should go outside and go into the house. This will have many Stinkers, as well as Purple Thwart and Mr. Billboard.